A Pile Of "X"crement!

    Sometimes it is seriously hard work being a Kylie fan. Particularly when her various record companies around the world relentlessly bleed fans dry with shoddy products that invariably include recycled covers, shitty remixes or dodgy tracklistings. Well, Warner Australia has hit the mother load by delivering all three with their highly anticipated "X - Tour Edition". I really don't know where to start because this whole package STINKS. I guess I'll begin with the cover. Unless you've been hiding under a rock, you'll recognise it as the iconic UK "In My Arms" cover. I suppose using the same image for the UK edition of "Wow" as well as the European version of "In My Arms" - not to mention the Australian release of "In My Arms" - wasn't cost effective enough. For good measure they have tacked another familiar "X" image on the back. Waste not, want not. Then there's my biggest gripe. No new tracks. Would it have broken the bank to stick on "Ruffle My Feathers", "That's Why They Write Love Songs" or "Flower"? It's meant to be a tour edition for fuck's sake! Is it really too much to ask that they include songs that she actually sings on the tour? Instead we're given a bunch of sub-standard remixes that have, for the most part, already been released. The cheap arse tracklist is below:

    1. 2 Hearts (Harris & Masterson Extended Mix)

    Already released as an MSN digital download

    2. 2 Hearts (Alan Braxe Remix)

    Already available on the Australian "2 Hearts" CD Single

    3. The One (Freemasons Vocal Club Mix)

    Already available on the Australian "The One" digital bundle

    4. Wow (David Guetta Remix)

    Already available on the Australian "Wow" digital bundle

    5. Wow (CSS Remix)

    Already available on the Australian "Wow" digital bundle

    6. In My Arms (Chris Lake Vocal Mix)

    Already available on the Australian "In My Arms" digital bundle

    7. In My Arms (Steve Pitron and Max Sanna Remix)

    Already available on the Australian "In My Arms" digital bundle

    8. In My Arms (Sebastien Leger Remix)

    Already available on the Australian "In My Arms" CD Single

    9. In My Arms (Spitzer Remix)

    Already available on the Australian "In My Arms" digital bundle

    10. All I See Featuring Mims (Remix)

    Only available as an American promo single

    All but the final track have already been released in Australian or been made available to Australian fans. The laziness on display is galling. If they have to use remixes, why not include some of the harder to find US mixes of "All I See" or the fabulous Benny Blanco remix of "Heart Beat Rock", which to my knowledge hasn't even been released as a promo. There isn't a single redeeming factor about the whole package. We have literally seen and heard it all before. And yet, being a demented Kylie collector, I will still go out and hand over my $25 for this piece of "X"crement. A fact that record companies rely on and ruthlessly manipulate. Rant over.

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